Top Ten Benefits to Losing a Finger.

1. My nail-biting habit is 10% cured.
2. I can have the most authentic Frodo costume ever.
3. I was never going to impress anyone with my piano playing, but now, if I play the same song, people will say, "Wow! You did that with a missing finger?"
4.  I do a good shadow puppet of a dog.
5. Time off work.
6. It makes me feel like a pirate.

7. Oven mitts are roomier.
8. Chicks dig scars.
9. I haev a prefect excsue for any typos I mkae.
10. It makes my other fingers look taller.